Pricing
🐊 Basic Package – “Team Alignment or Else”
💰 $4,999 / 10 people
✔ Two randomly selected trust-destroying activities
✔ Swamp map (not updated since 2003)
✔ One snack, unwrapped by Carl
✔ Non-refundable emotional damage
🐊🐊 Premium – “Performance Review: Live!”
💰 $8,999 / 10 people
✔ Gator Feedback Circle™
✔ Wrestling arena with foam chairs + visible disdain
✔ Watermelon relay with Deborah
✔ Trauma journal (reusable)
🐊🐊🐊 Executive – “Now We’re Just Testing You”
💰 $15,499 / 10 people
✔ Personalized Gary escape
✔ Strategic pitch to Nigel (good luck)
✔ Swamp lunch (BYO Cutlery + Courage)
✔ Emergency debrief zone (no one talks, just stares)
🐊🐊🐊🐊 Swamp Royalty – “We Brought Legal”
💰 $24,999+ / 10 people
✔ Full weekend of consequence-based collaboration
✔ Moonlit feedback under live existential threat
✔ Carl awards “Best Survivor” mug
✔ NDAs printed on wet leaves
⚠️ Add-Ons & Swamp Surcharges
Because we believe in customization... and chaos.
Early Exit Option – $199 per coward (includes fake limp + emotional alibi)
Liability Upgrade Pack™ – $999 (adds two extra lines to the waiver: “we tried” and “that was on you”)
Therapy Voucher Bundle – $1,299 (includes 6 sessions + emergency candle)
Moss Baptism Ceremony – $49.99 per soul (includes chanting, optional rebirth)
💡 Group Discounts
10% off if your team signs up without asking what “Live Accountability Zone” means.
15% off if you willingly nominate your manager for the first trust fall.
100% off if your entire department disappears into the fog before lunch. No refunds. Just respect.