Pricing

🐊 Basic Package – “Team Alignment or Else”

💰 $4,999 / 10 people

  • ✔ Two randomly selected trust-destroying activities

  • ✔ Swamp map (not updated since 2003)

  • ✔ One snack, unwrapped by Carl

  • ✔ Non-refundable emotional damage

🐊🐊 Premium – “Performance Review: Live!”

💰 $8,999 / 10 people

  • ✔ Gator Feedback Circle™

  • ✔ Wrestling arena with foam chairs + visible disdain

  • ✔ Watermelon relay with Deborah

  • ✔ Trauma journal (reusable)

🐊🐊🐊 Executive – “Now We’re Just Testing You”

💰 $15,499 / 10 people

  • ✔ Personalized Gary escape

  • ✔ Strategic pitch to Nigel (good luck)

  • ✔ Swamp lunch (BYO Cutlery + Courage)

  • ✔ Emergency debrief zone (no one talks, just stares)

🐊🐊🐊🐊 Swamp Royalty – “We Brought Legal”

💰 $24,999+ / 10 people

  • ✔ Full weekend of consequence-based collaboration

  • ✔ Moonlit feedback under live existential threat

  • ✔ Carl awards “Best Survivor” mug

  • ✔ NDAs printed on wet leaves

⚠️ Add-Ons & Swamp Surcharges

Because we believe in customization... and chaos.

  • Early Exit Option – $199 per coward (includes fake limp + emotional alibi)

  • Liability Upgrade Pack™ – $999 (adds two extra lines to the waiver: “we tried” and “that was on you”)

  • Therapy Voucher Bundle – $1,299 (includes 6 sessions + emergency candle)

  • Moss Baptism Ceremony – $49.99 per soul (includes chanting, optional rebirth)

💡 Group Discounts

  • 10% off if your team signs up without asking what “Live Accountability Zone” means.

  • 15% off if you willingly nominate your manager for the first trust fall.

  • 100% off if your entire department disappears into the fog before lunch. No refunds. Just respect.